Way back, when I was cutting hair a million lifetimes ago, I did a stint in a salon that was kind of off the beaten track, if you know what I mean. It wasn't exactly Beverly Hills or New York City, or even mid-size town U.S.A.
And when you're working as a hairdresser, (well, "hairdresser" was the correct moniker at the time, although now it's probably something different by now. Hair Stylist? Hair Designer? Hmmm. Don't know. I just know that it definitely isn't "beauty operator." I used to want to pull out a baseball bat every time someone called me a beauty operator. Except, of course, if it was Grandma) it's difficult to deal with all the different requests, because you "think" you're in a creative field...hah!
...The hairstyles. It was tough working in that salon. I got all the walk-ins and wouldn'tcha know that practically every day I'd get someone, almost always a female, in my chair asking for the awful short-on-the-top and waist-length-in-the-back tragedy. You know what I'm talking about: the girl version of the ol' Ten-Ninety (Ten percent in the front and 90 percent in the back). You may even know it as the "Business in Front, Party in the Back" haircut.
Anyway. There was no way I was going to dish that one out. No way. And I'd have to politely suggest another hair cut. If they didn't go for it, I'd refuse, and, well, that's probably why I couldn't make a decent living as a hairdresser. Oh, the thought of someone sporting a Ten-Ninety with my name on their head.
And I'm hearing you about a possible adult version of the Swing Coat Sweater. I think it would be great. Thing is, whenever I think of an adult version of that particular pattern, I get visions of a pregnant Lucille Ball swimming around in my head. The only way I could chug that one out is if I can somehow get around the Frump Factor. I mean, it looks great on a kid, but a full-grown woman? Gotta sex it up....So, I'll work on it. And if you have any ideas, let me know!
On the knitting front, I got started on some knee socks with that fabulous and so-hard-to-get Vesper Sock yarn. So, yesterday, I sat down and cast on my usual 64 stitches for socks and got down to it. Next thing I know, I'm about four inches into it and got the brilliant idea of trying the sock on.
Steeeeerike! I forgot that, unlike much of the female population in my part of the world, I have calves that are larger than my ankles. They're not cankles, but hello, I have some shape. And in my excitement to finally make use of this yarn, I forgot. So now I'm back in the dugout. Gotta measure first, friends...Oy. (But the yarn is sensational.)
eeeewwwwww.....I'm having bad 80's flashbacks to the heyday of the mullet. Yikes!
As for a grownup version of the swing coat, I think it could look really classy, not necessarily frumpy, depending on the yarn. I'm thinking black, with a bit of shine to it, maybe some beads?? Or some sort of novelty yarn fringe along the hem, facings, and collar? Hmmmmmmm.........
Posted by: Michelle | August 16, 2005 at 06:04 PM
Pretty socks! Kaity's "Wendy socks" are still half-skein, half-ball (we don't have a swift and ball winder.... yet!).
Posted by: lynda | August 16, 2005 at 06:04 PM
I am proud to say that I never sported a she-mullet myself, but there are still many fine specimens here in my part of the country. There should be a law against the she-mullet.
Love the swing coat. I don't think it would be frumpy. I think it's all in the yarn. And speaking of yarn, I scored one of the last skeins of Vesper Knit and Tonic colorway. Can't wait to make my socks. Great colors!
Posted by: Nicole | August 16, 2005 at 06:27 PM
Nicole! You'll have to tell me how the yarn is...My dyelots are Kool-Aid...yours is one from her new acid dye and I think the colorway will be more vibrant. Please let me know how it looks when you get it!
Posted by: wendy | August 16, 2005 at 06:55 PM
If it were fitted and had buttons or snap closures, I think it would be great in "adult" sizes (although what am I saying since I'm close to your largest kid size?). But there's always a simple attached (or not) belt to give it a waist.
Posted by: Lauren | August 16, 2005 at 07:23 PM
Wendy you never cease to amaze me. When were you a hairdresser? There are so many dimensions to your life. My dad is a hairdresser and owner of a beauty product company. I grew up around the beauty business as they say. I know exactly which haircut you are talking about, sort of the mullet for women. Almost as bad was the one with a bowl on your head type bangs cut just past your ear and a long bob in the back.
Good for you just not doing it for them. I think I would be right there with you on that!
I could not give someone trailer trash and put my name on it. The same goes for interior decorating… I will NOT put a recliner chair in any setting! Ok maybe a dentist’s office. An adult Swing Coat would be cute possibly a little more fitted and shorter. I would love it in yummy fall colors and maybe not cotton.
Posted by: gina L | August 16, 2005 at 07:50 PM
Wendy, I about fell off my chair when I read about the hairstyle. Have you ever visited mulletjunky.com ? If not, it IS a must. They have the dreaded femullet and even the Mullabino. Not sure what a Mullabino is? You must check it out!
Love the colorway of the knit and tonic Vesper Yarn!
Posted by: jill | August 16, 2005 at 07:54 PM
I prefer to think of that haircut as a "shlong". It's short, it's long, it's a shlong.
Swing coat + pencil skirt = vintage fabulous!
Posted by: jenifleur | August 16, 2005 at 07:59 PM
I tried to buy some of that fabulous yarn today, but all sold out! Mullets -- just the name cracks me up :-)
Posted by: Kathy | August 16, 2005 at 07:59 PM
That mullet junky site is priceless!
Posted by: wendy | August 16, 2005 at 08:13 PM
Wendy...you got some splaining to do :o)
Actually I agree with you that the coat would be very Lucy :o)
I happen to love Lucy!
Such pretty socks...they are going to be beautiful.
I am using some Brown Opal 'Crocodile' and it is pooling like mad. It's very odd.
And not very soft.
Ah well.
Donna
Posted by: Miz Booshay | August 16, 2005 at 08:41 PM
Donna, you gotta love the Opal. Not so soft, but let me tell ya, It's sturdy. And there's nothing like a pair of socks that won't let you down.
About the pooling...yikes. Just hope that it works out the same way on the other sock. Consider frogging and then casting on at a different point with a few more or less stitches?...
Posted by: wendy | August 16, 2005 at 08:44 PM
That is so funny, I have never heard it referred to as Ten-Ninety! Thanks for teaching me a new phrase.
But oh my goodness, that yarn knits up fabulously! I love how it stripes and those colors are to die for!
Posted by: LisaB | August 16, 2005 at 09:28 PM
I think the coat would look really cute on an adult if it were fitted at the waist, with a bit of flare for the "swing" part.
Posted by: Josie | August 16, 2005 at 10:03 PM
If you add a lot of waist shaping to the coat, and flare it at the hips, I think it would be terribly sexy. Um... okay, inspired, I might have to make that myself. Add lots of shaping in the lower back to give it extra movement, and maybe some short-rowed bust darts...? The children's version is beautiful by the way, the collar shaping is fantastic. :)
Posted by: Mandy | August 16, 2005 at 11:31 PM
I'm loving me the vesper sock yarn, too! I cast on 72 stitches and that works well for me. The stripes are coming out great, no pooling at all on mine.
Posted by: Carole | August 17, 2005 at 05:02 AM
Now, where I hail from that cut is know as a mullet, or a Billy Ray Syrus. I also worked in a salon (as a nail tech, or manicurist as you may remember it) in a little crap town that has the highest welfare rate in the state of Calif, and it takes 5 locals to compile a full set of teeth. My moving cross country helped my survival in the business till a certain political leader drove our economy into the ground, and now women can't afford both hair and nails...so guess which one took the cut. I work in a bank now. I had a point, but lost it somewhere along the way. Girlfriend, and coat, are both lovely.
Posted by: Cambria W | August 17, 2005 at 05:17 AM
I remember seeing Lucy preggers in her coat! How about a short swing coat with tight/more form fitting pant or pencil skirt? Updated 50's?
I just returned from Stitches Midwest and after 3 1/2 days of classes I'm thinking design. It was awesome-LOVE LOVE LOVED it! Sally Melville, Lorna Miser, Chris Bylsma, et al FAB.
Posted by: Lisa | August 17, 2005 at 06:27 AM
Wendy, I'm with you on it being hard for an adult to wear a swing coat. If your not shaped like audrey hepburn then it might be tough to carry off.
I've never heard it called the ten-ninety, although it makes sense. I'm most familiar with the phrase, "all business in the front, but a party in the back."
Posted by: Kristina | August 17, 2005 at 06:59 AM
In a lightweight yarn the swing coat can be fabulous and drapy on all sorts of shapes. Hanne Falkenberg's Ballerina (www.knit.dk/ballerina.htm) which is a variation on the shape, works well on almost everybody.
I've never knit knee socks, but the patterns for them I've seen include shaping for the calf. I'll be interested to see what solution you dream up.
Posted by: anmiryam | August 17, 2005 at 07:05 AM
I'm fortunate enough to have been born in a year recently enough to have missed most of the Ten-Ninety years and to be unable to remember what I was around for. As for the adult version of the swing coat, would it work to have the coat fitted to the waist and then flare out over the hips?
Posted by: marion | August 17, 2005 at 07:08 AM
lord you get a lot of comments!!
I just love that sock yarn, if that brown was green it would be my colors!! Mmm... i want to make socks but I have never tried. I'm to scared I guess!
Posted by: pixie | August 17, 2005 at 07:35 AM
the brown is green....just looks brown in the photos!
Posted by: wendy | August 17, 2005 at 07:46 AM
Love your site and read it every day! I have to chime in on the adult swing coat - I think it would look better long, just past the hips, and not quite as full as the child's version, but still an A-line. A short version? Ech. And coming in at the waist and flair out? A totally different design. Just my 2 cents. :)
Posted by: Tina | August 17, 2005 at 07:59 AM
hi wendy! gorgeous sock colors and the swing coat is just cute cute cute! i noticed that you use the susan bates quicksilver circulars. i have them in dpns and really like them. how do you feel about the circs?
i also have large calf muscles (all that gym time i put in!) and have found that 72 stitches is a great number for me. always seems to fit. go figure.
Posted by: gleek | August 17, 2005 at 08:34 AM