Melanie's Sizzle-n!
Worked up into a lather with Plymouth's Suri Merino, well, I don't know what else to say but get your children away from the screen.
(Unless they can honestly get past the excitement of it all and truly appreciate the knitted stitch. Because, let's face it, it's all about the knitted stitch, right?)
Now, go home and say your prayers.
