If someone else wrote up this pattern it'd be a loser, let me tell you. But I gotta cut myself some slack. And it cost me only $1.29 for the Joann bamboo doo-dad in the center, there.
I'm not charging myself for the yarn because it's leftover from that fantastic Katia Jamaica boat neck top I knit up awhile back. I had nearly a whole skein leftover, so here it is, all knit up in a Girlfriend Tank that she actually wore for an entire three hours...at the park and all. With Chuck. And HWWV.
If it weren't for the potential saggy boob action, or worse, major strapless bra pain in the ribs, I'd make one for myself.