Dishwasher threatening to die? Check!
Cracked bedroom window? Check!
Completely broken bathroom window held in the jam with duct tape? Check!
Spilt nail polish on white carpet that I can't clean up? Check!
Broken radiator and transmission threatening on HWWV's car? Check!
Refrigerator on the semi-blink since two years ago? Check!
Coffee maker on the fritz? Check!
Leaking something or other and the engine light on in my car? Check!
Have to jiggle the television in the studio to get it to turn on? Check!
A just-knit cap whose crown may or may not "improve" with blocking? Check!
(Photo sideways? Check!)
EDITED TO ADD: Forgot to tell you about the garage door. It's broken.