You know how it is. You have this itch to knit something that you have no business knitting (leg warmers), because, after all, you'll wear them exactly once, if that (leg warmers). You have the perfect yarn for them (leg warmers); even so, you know in your heart that they will go out of style in a blink of an eye (leg warmers).
You even go so far as to ask your knitting friends if they happen to have a knitting machine because you'll never find the time to knit them (leg warmers). You know that you don't like knitting flat, but if you can get your hands on a knitting machine you won't mind settling for knitting them (the leg warmers) flat, and then seaming them up.
Not to mention, you have the perfect boots to wear them with!
Aye aye aye aye.
Such is the life of a knitter who has lost her mind.
Does anyone have a knitting machine I can borrow?